garrett just had his finger in his mouth so i asked what was wrong. we'd just finished snacking on this devilishly delicious treat that i got the recipe for at school this week... it involves corn pops [not the cereal] and caramel. you can't go wrong. bribe me & i might share. he said, "i bit the hell out of my cheek." so i said, "why?" so he said "cause i might be retarded." i laughed til i cried. if he is, can i trade him back for a new model? wildly inappropriate, i know. my apologies.