i called my mom & left a message this afternoon. she wasn't home & i didn't know why not. my message went a little something like this:
"hi mom, you must be at work or at a movie or something. just hope you're not out working the street corner."
she called me back a little while later. she said she laughed til she cried. i just like keeping her entertained. she can be such a priss - i mean, she only likes picnicing with a light jacket... but she's got a great sense of humor.
p.s. don't worry dad - she wasn't on the street corner.
p.p.s mom, wipe that prissy look off your face. you know you're doing it.