I meant to share this story on Saturday, but forgot until now. Saturday, I went to Target to refill a certain prescription of mine. Also - I was on the phone with Heather, talking about who knows what now. But I need to remind myself that every time I go to the pharmacy at Target, I should not be allowed to talk on my phone, as well. I make an as& of myself! So this time, I go in to pick up my Rx. Heather asks me what I am doing & I respond "picking up my pills, so I don't get knocked up." The pharmacist laughs. Gee. I felt special. (he was also fairly handsome & not wearing a wedding ring.) I made a few other embarrassing comments, he kept laughing at everything. what an idiot, I am.
then - this morning - I was walking around with my fly down, until about 10am. MORON!