last year i had this boy in my class. he was a twin. he had lice 4 times. me thinks his family is polygamist. but i can't prove it. and unfortunately those kids are wierd enough that you could never catch them in a lie or something like that. they were extremely low children. this young child was a sweet boy, but didn't know a lick of anything.
so he just came into my room (after school) to tell me with his double jointed, dirty fingers that there are 2 days left until his birthday. "miss jones! 2 days left!" "til what?" "til my birthday!" "your birthday is January 6th?" cause today's January 4th. correct me if my calculations are off. "no." "when is your birthday?" "march 14th." oh. yeah, cause that's in 2 days.