in my childhood, our family spent much time at the airport. and hence, waiting for rides, at airports. we always had to wait for our dad to go get the car & pick us up at the end of some trip. this one time, heidi started singing a song... it was cold & we were waiting outside at O'Hare for what seemed like a very long time! and there has always been a fight about which sister heidi was referring to - but holly and heather can duke that out later.
"oh where oh where has my father gone?
my mother has diarrhea!
my sister has to take a bath,
because her crotch is rotting."
i don't know the tune, or if its just one she made up, but if i ever see you in person, just ask, any one of us could sing it for you. and i am sorry neddie, but don't be embarrassed. it happens to the best of us :)
(and jori, that's why i'm currently taking acidophilus - so things don't start rotting! :)