last night i had a dinner date (insert lezzy comment here) with jamie. and kim joined us. (ah. its getting kinky!) she had a couple of shows that she was missing & instead of driving all the way to west valley after school, i recorded them for her. so tonight, she came over to watch said shows. and, keep in mind that i'm waiting for laundry to finish drying & putting off packing. i just wanna snap my fingers tonight & have it be done. poop, not gonna happen.
so, kim's shows are done. she's flipping through the tv & lands on "the biggest loser" - a reality based tv show about losing weight. i don't watch... kim does. (i typically hate reality) so she's explaining it to me... i grunt "this makes me want ice cream. want some?" so i fix us a few bowls. mhmmm... she starts laughing and says, "we're watching the biggest loser as we're eating ice cream!" we're the biggest losers, right?
then, the contestants start the weigh ins. and we start with our "you're momma's so fat jokes."
we weren't actually talking about our own, gorgeous, perfect mothers... the ghetto bootilicious kine.
kim's best two: "yo' momma's so fat, dat when she sits on a rainbow, skittles pop out!"
and then... wait for it... (am i right or am i right that slapsgiving was the funniest episode this week? and p.s. i heart ted)
"yo' momma's so hairy that bigfoot be takin' pick-tures of huh!"
and yes, i did choke on my breyers mint chocolate chip ice cream. go figure.