well, i was holding miss girlie, cause heather says that if i'm a good cindy, i would go pick up hayden, but i assured her i'm not & cracked open another dr pepper. so she went half the block down to get him (its hot & i've not stopped sweating all afternoon). well, its like grand central station around here & scout keeps finding reason to bark. which makes hopey nervous, if not scared. i just so happened to be holding her one time and she instantly shoves thumby in her mouth & grabbed my ear (her self soothing is the cutest in the world!) right as i let out a giant belch. like the kind that blew her hair back. she squinted. then did a scrunchy face. i'm sure she tasted it. so i felt kinda gross, not my most graceful moment - so i set her on the ground. right afterwards, a big ol mosquito eater landed on my arm. i'm pretty quick. i grabbed my croc flip flop and beat that guy down. i proceeded to beat the hell out of him. i stomped him to bits~ right in front of hope. she was slightly traumatized. so i picked her back up. i can't do this poor girl right. well. as i'm typing this, i look over at his remains and the son of a gun started flying again. this time, i grabbed someone elses shoe, with the girl in hand & let him land on a hard surface. he's now in at least 2 mooshed up pieces. i don't know what i'll do if he flys again!
and p.s. heather punished me - she's still down the block talking to friends. who's punishing who - her abandoning me with the baby or me traumatizing her baby! ha!