i just checked my email... had a whopper of an email waiting for me from my mutha' - i called her real quick to ask permission to copy & paste some of it, she burst out laughing when she answered the phone. she said "you must've read your email!" here is a portion of my crazy mom's email sent out just a little while ago:
Now are you ready for this..... I was in Carsons and decided to use the restroom. I go in and it looks totally different. They only had two stalls and they use to have about 6. Anyway, I decided they remodeled.
They also only had one soap dispenser at the end and I thought that was strange. Then I turned around to leave and saw the urinals. I almost died. I ran out of there laughing so hard I had to share it with the customer service lady and she thought it was hilarious. What would I have done if I came out of that stall and some man was peeing in the urinals. I know this is going to cost me and I should keep it to myself but I think you would enjoy.
I love her! She's a little nutty, but she can laugh at her self better than anyone I know!