another funny forward

sorry... i know this is dumb and meaningless, but it made me laugh!
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
A 1 lb. package of bacon.
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases,the drunk calmly
stated, "You must be single."I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but
I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I
looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual
about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you know what,
you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."


Heather said...

Nice! My trip is getting close, I can't wait. The dodo sounds good, can't wait to have some treats there. When I'm there, we will be working our butts off BTW, so we can have all the treaties we want.

Heather said...

Oh yeah, I need some Mary Kay eye care products (under eye treatments). I keep forgetting to tell you.

Miss Jones said...

heather - we can play mary kay while you're here, if you want. test out different products & what works best for you. and we will go work out, i agree!!! sounds good & you can teach me good moves! xoxo

Holly O'Keefe said...

This was funny. I still can't believe you planned that trip for when I was having a baby. Oh well. You will have fun without me. And without Mom. And without Dad.

Heather said...

I know it does stink that you won't be able to come to SL, BUT you wouldn't have been able to travel for the month or so we could come anyway, AND this way I will be able to get away and sneak a peek at little Will. I've got my own wheels :) It's all in my master plan.

Mel said...

Haha! This made me laugh too.

Jori said...

Very funny!

Chris * Natalie * Maya * Mason said...

good one. i love your sense of humor.

Kristi said...

Hee hee. Defintely worthy of its own post