I have a teacher friend who is the queen of forwards. i read this one this morning and thought it was great. you have to love kids & the funny things they say...
A BOWL of LIFESAVERS!
A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders,
using a bowl of Lifesavers. The children began to say:
Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers.
After eating them none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue; It's what your mother
may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and
yelled: "Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"
Luckily I grew up in a household where "asshole" was never said parent to parent. It was "dear" & to this day, when I hear someone "dear" someone, it makes my skin crawl...